|—||Tati-Ana Mercedes (via kingsxoqueens)|
So I was talking to my friend about colouring books and she showed me this one.
And then there was this page.
And finally this absolute gem!
How amazing is this book?! I want one.
Where the fuck do people find these hidden, majestic things???
It should be a book for parents
why can’t people see kristen stewart is basically 98% of all tumblr users
I’m sorry for all those years I hated you.
SORRY FOR BEING CLINGY.
SORRY FOR GETTING ATTACHED.
SORRY FOR PUSHING YOU AWAY.
SORRY FOR PISSING YOU OFF.
SORRY FOR BEING SO DEPRESSING.
SORRY FOR FOR LETTING YOU GO.
SORRY FOR BEING SUCH A SHIT FUCKING PERSON.
SORRY FOR BEING ME.
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom
it was a tea bag
i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”
Out of all who were in the studio yet they are the only ones with thumbs up for the pic.